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FUNNIEST MOMENT 2002
"ATTACK KREZO"


The game was in the Mine Field with the usual cast of characters. The Red Team was down to Ted and Nate on the "Saloon" side. They lost track of how many Blue Team players were left on the field. To make matters worse, they lost track of how many Red Team players were left on the field. As Ted ran out of paintballs, Nate informed him that his gun was down. Ted took Nate's paint and, knowing the other team was about to "Go for the Gold, he ordered Nate to head for the Blue Team's starting rail to intercept the man with the gold and "bayonet" him (their only hope). Nate bolted from the "pink" building, around the "black" building, past the front entrance, around "green" as one of the Blue players launched from the "red" building and headed for the gold. Nate circled behind the "white" building and waited for the man with the gold to head for the rail. Unbeknownst to Nate (or Ted for that matter), Krezo (another Red Team player) had already circled all the way around and was behind the "red" building. When the Blue player headed up the hill with the bag of gold, Krezo shot him. Blue dropped the bag of gold, which Krezo instinctively picked up. At the same time, Ted opens up from across the field thinking Krezo is a backup Blue Team player trying to continue the forward momentum with the gold. With Ted shooting and Nate bravely trying to bayonet him, Krezo managed to avoid elimination. By the way, there were no more Blue Team players on the field as Ted and Nate worked up a sweat trying to eliminate their teammate.

Note: Added funny...the whole time Krezo is eliminating Blue players from the back, Ted (from across the field) is thinking he is having an incredible day of paintball. He would point and shoot and a Blue player would walk.