RULES OF SPLATMANDU'S FIELD OF SCREAMS

As guests on our property, you are expected to follow the Rules of our Forest:

• * Do not touch anyone or anything you encounter while deep within the depths of the Forest. Our creatures cannot touch you either, so it works out nicely. That being said, several areas do have narrow rooms and hallways, which are quite dark, and accidental bumping may occur. Please excuse the injustice and continue screaming. And remember, while our STAFF might not be able to touch you, we cannot vouch for whatever else might be lurking in these woods.

• * Do not attempt to entertain yourself here if you are under the influence of alcohol, drugs, etc. We have security on site, and you WILL be refused and/or sent to a different part of the forest that we claim no responsibility for. Good Luck.

• * There is no smoking anywhere on the trail. Lighters, matches, and all other sources of flame are also prohibited. Finish your last smoke in line.

• * Do not use flashlights, phone lights, cameras, or laser pointers in the forest. You came here to be scared, so BE SCARED! If this place is too much to handle (which it has been for many), our staff will escort you safely off the property. In addition, our staff knows their way around the woods in the dark, so we have limited experience using such devices after the sun goes down. We are not sure what sort of reaction the spirits would have to them. Our security cameras do not seem to function properly all the time, so we are assuming the same of other hand-held electrical equipment.

• * We love an atmosphere full of fog, strobe lights, loud noises, and intense scares. If you are pregnant, sensitive to distorting lights, epileptic, have heart problems, or have a medical condition that increases health risk, we recommend you do not enter the woods.

• * Splatmandu's "Field of Screams" is being videotaped for security, promotional, and research and development purposes. By attending this event, you consent to the unrestricted use of your likeness and voice for advertising or other purposes by Splatmandu's "Field of Screams" and Splatmandu Paintball Club.

• * Do not take any food or beverage of any kind onto the trail. Staff will remind you of such before you launch, but in case they forget, please to the right thing and throw away your garbage before you leave.

• * Splatmandu's "Field of Screams" is open to all ages, but we strongly recommend that all visitors be at least 14 years old and accompanied by a parent.

• * This place is scary. It's supposed to be scary, and you will be scared. Be prepared.  The paranormal activity is greater in the summer, so we'll see what happens!