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2006 Scenario Sunday

Introduction

The format will be similar to past years where our Big Game is a result of what happens each Scenario Sunday (the first Sundays in April, May, June, July, August and September).  The finale of the scenario forms the basis of Big Game X which will play out on  September 17, 2006.

 

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INTRODUCING THE SYCAMORE MAFIA...

 

Sonny “The Kingpin” Hornello was a made man before his sixteenth birthday. He spent his twenties heavily involved in racketeering and had made a handsome living enforcing for the Sycamore Gang. When leadership of the gang fell on shaky ground, Sonny recognized the opportunity and quickly called in some favors. He and his cohorts stormed the gang’s favorite haunt, “eliminating” all opposition. In one night, Hornello gained control over all of the illegal rackets that took place in Sycamore.

The Kingpin’s handpicked crew includes explosives expert “Eight Fingers” Easterdon. His nickname came about after a freak accident while eluding police in Splat City in which Fingers lost both pinkies. Undaunted by his injury, Fingers has become a master counterfeiter of American currency, particularly the twenty-dollar bill.

Overseeing the monthly collections is TJ “The Fed” Bakeroni. Formerly a police officer, The Fed found the lurid underworld more to his financial liking. He is described as having a boyish-likeability. TJ is a hand-shaker and backslapper, though never at the same time...one hand remains free to go for one of the three gun pockets tailored into his clothes.

Vinnie “The Mouth” Krezonelli is Hornello’s personal enforcer. When it comes to having someone disposed of, no one does it better. A religious man, “The Mouth” doesn’t talk much, but he is known to say a prayer for his victims right before he dumps them in the river.

“Hollywood” Shay is the levelheaded member of the bunch. Known for his attention to detail, Hollywood is responsible for running the smuggling operations out of Sycamore International Airport. A devote family man, Hollywood’s son is rapidly creating a name for himself as one of The Kingpin’s soldiers.

 

INTRODUCING THE MAG MAFIA...


Ray “The Ox” Oswalt came to the valley three years ago. He trained in the Grey Gang under “Prince” Antonio. Known for his disarming smile, The Ox could quickly engage even the toughest of characters in conversation while learning their weaknesses and exploiting them. He rapidly earned the respect of many prominent Mafia associates in the valley. Oswalt was ambitious and started his own rackets in secret shortly after his initiation into the Grey Gang. Within months, he had absorbed or destroyed all of what was the Grey Gang and had gained total control of the valley with his newly formed Mag Mafia.


Stefano “Cash” Nobelino is the man to see if you have to get somewhere – QUICK. Cash has the firepower and the lead foot to make transporting illegal goods a profitable enterprise. Since his induction into the Mag Mafia, Cash has personally seen to it that a shipment has never been late and has always been intact. His repeated success did not go unnoticed. Cash was rapidly becoming Oswalt’s right-hand.


J. “Shakey” Tippernello is another major player in organized crime. Requisitioned for his business expertise, Shakey acquired saloons in the surrounding towns and used them to launder Oswalt’s money. He also learned how to make a mean martini.


Erico “Lizard” Criponi ran with The Ox back in the early years. Although not much is known about Criponi, it is rumored that he organized a group of thugs to expand Oswalt’s gambling operations. His efforts helped to accelerate the expansion of Oswalt’s empire.


In response to The Ox’s widespread criminal activities, District Attorney Courtney McMichael was assigned to investigate his business practices. Her findings could have sent Oswalt away for life, but he made a deal with McMichael, and subsequently added her to his payroll. Now she specializes in information; namely doctoring files and reports to absolve Oswalt and his Mag Mafia from any illegal matters – as they come up.

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AND NOW... THE MUSCLE OF THE SPLATMANDU CRIME SYNDICATE ...

Ted’s Reds are the enforcement arm of the Mafia Underworld, only killing when "contracted" to do so. Most of the time they oversee the “financial tapestry” that has been weaved between the rivaling Mob Bosses, keeping a close eye to ensure the Crime Syndicate is getting their cut. This elite group is run by one of the toughest individuals to come out of Splat City. Ever. Theodore “The Bulldog” Cordalini is the head of the Splatmandu Crime Syndicate. He runs a Specialty Force of hired killers out of the back room of the Splat City Pool Hall, The Clubhouse. The Bulldog is one of the most requested hit men within the organization, and the heaviest hitter. His ruthless brutality has made him legendary. Some estimates to the number of contracts that The Bulldog has carried out surpass hundreds.


No one outside the Mafia is ever rubbed out, the motto being "we only kill our own," which is generally true. Most of the contracts are carried out with such detail that there is no way to trace a hit. Given the street name “Brothers Grimm”, Nate “The Hammer” Grimm and Abe "The Executioner" Grimm, two of this organization’s most notorious enforcers, are the men on the job. The Hammer and The Executioner are efficient killers, which explains why they are always requested to carry out the messy contracts. One of the more famous contracts preformed by Brothers Grimm is that of Dr. Bunnaway. It took place in an abandoned warehouse deep within Splat City, where Bunnaway was to meet his demise at the hands of Abe and a crushing blow to the mid-section.


If the contract involves stealth, Joe “The Boss” Nevito, Karl “The Fist” Rigaretti, and Johnny “The Shadow” Rowanetti are the likely choice. These men have developed an exceptional skill for blending in where the average man would stick out like a sore thumb. Nevito, Rigaretti and Rowanetti have been linked to many contracts involving destruction of evidence and general espionage within the ranks. The Crime Syndicate relies on them to be the eyes and ears of the organization, keeping the Force up-to-date on new developments between the rivaling Mafias.


“Rod the Butcher” Stanelli and Antonio “Bugsy” Racchio are the men to see when time is of the utmost importance. They are masters at finding and retrieving whatever the contract entails. These gentlemen, if you can call them that, are also heavily involved in requisitioning new items for the Armory, the artillery depot of the Splatmandu Crime Syndicate.


For about twelve years, this group of men have been reportedly responsible for thousands of contracts. They are probably the toughest guys to walk around the streets of Splat City, and don't need a license to kill, just a contract.

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Meeting The Mobs

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Chapter One
“Runway Mishap”

by Jennifer Cooley

As the sun rose over the small airport, the snow glistened on the runway. Sonny “The Kingpin” Hornello watched as the large snowflakes passed by the giant plate-glass window in his office. “How are we supposed to get our shipment in the air in this slop?” he muttered to himself while sipping his coffee. The cargo plane slowly taxied on the single runway, preparing for take-off.

“Are you sure we can’t transport the guns by cargo van?” Hollywood Shay said as he entered the room. “This seems awful risky a venture. We can still get the shipment to Tippmann by tomorrow morning with the van.”

“We have to fly today. I lose fifteen percent if my buyers have to wait till tomorrow.”

Just then a deafening sound shattered the large window, sending both Hornello and Shay to the floor. Outside the cargo plane erupted into flames and the rounds of ammunition began exploding from all sides of the hull, sending pieces of fuselage across the runway.

Moments later, “Eight Fingers” Easterdon came running into the room. “We are under attack!” he shouted, his ears still ringing from the explosion.

Shaking the broken glass from his suit, Hornello placed a fresh clip in his pistol and ran out the door. “DAMN YOU OSWALT!” Hornello screamed as he pushed aside the hanger door. He knew that “The Ox”, leader of the rivaling Mag Mafia, was the one to blame.

Vinnie “The Mouth” Krezonelli quickly joined up with Easterdon and Hornello and together they made their way to the wreckage. Gunfire rang out from all sides, sending the three men diving for cover.

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Oswalt and his men sat quietly around the barracks, waiting for news. He had been planning this attack on the Sycamore Mafia for weeks. The Ox had been trying to gain exclusive rights to Tippmann for quite some time, and this “little mishap” of Hornello’s was all he needed to seal the deal.

Just then a call came in from Oswalt’s men at Sycamore. “Mission Successful. The shipment has been destroyed.”

Oswalt threw his feet up on the desk. “This is going to be a good day,” he said, laughing to himself. He quickly made a call and informed his contact in Tippmann that the job was done. With Hornello’s lack of product, the time was now right to offer his services. “Tell them I can have 250 guns delivered by five o’clock,” Oswalt said, looking to Stefano Nobelino for confirmation. When Cash nodded, Oswalt finished the transaction.

When the call ended, Oswalt wasted no time. “Get on it Cash. Don’t make a liar out of me, and be careful. I am sure Hornello’s boys are forming a counter-attack as we speak.”

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Chapter 2
“An Eye for an Eye”


Oswalt lowered his gaze when D.A. McMichael entered the room. “How do you expect me to play off this little debacle to my superiors in the justice system?” she growled as she reached for Oswalt’s ledger. “This better bring me a big bonus this month,” she added as she looked over the month’s receipts.

“Don’t worry, you will be well taken care of as always. You have to learn to have faith in my system.” Oswalt cooed. “This debacle, as you call it, will increase our monthly revenue by twenty percent.”

“Have you heard anything from Cash?” interrupted Lizard. “He’s been gone an awful long time…”

As if on cue, Cash burst into the room, blood spattered across his pressed shirt. Oswalt was on his feet, his face reddening as Cash described the ambush in great detail. When he finished, Cash all but collapsed in the nearest chair.

“I can’t believe this!” Oswalt hissed as he paced the room. “Hornello will pay dearly for this, mark my words!”

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TJ Bakeroni pulled up the long drive to Sycamore. He could see the Kingpin and Krezonelli walking amid the wreckage. Sonny was kicking and swearing at the debris as he went, oblivious to the cold.

“Hey, I got some news,” TJ shouted. Hornello looked up and immediately moved to meet TJ at his car, Krezonelli matching him stride-for-stride.

“Tippmann is dealt with,” TJ said as he stepped out of his vehicle. “We got Oswalt’s guns and his money. Before we left, we burned the warehouse and wasted a couple of ‘em on the way out.”

“I knew I could count on somebody around this joint! Great work!” Hornello beamed, then added excitedly, “Hey, you shoulda seen Vinnie today…he slaughtered ‘em! I’m glad you two work for me,” Hornello praised as he slapped both men on the back. “I think we sent Oswalt a message today, and there will be many more to come.”

Vinnie Krezonelli giggled at the thought.

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                                                                                   Chapter Three
                                                                                 “Before the War”


Oswalt sat in the darkness sipping his aged whiskey. Small beams of light poked through the cracks in the walls, illuminating a tiny frame on the nightstand. Images of childhood flashed through his mind; the friendship once so near to his heart – shattered by betrayal. Oswalt moved over to the bed, clasping the tiny frame. The two young boys in the tattered photo seemed to look into his soul. Removing the picture, he knew what he needed to do. Calling for Cash, Oswalt handed him the photo.

“I want this sent to Hornello. I don’t care how you do it, but I want him to think of this moment in time before he dies.” Cash nodded, placing the photo in his pocket before leaving the room.

The Ox passed by the mirror, his reflection catching his gaze. The mark of the paw seemed to rise from his skin, yet another reminder of the past. “That time is over for me now, I must silence my demons and get my head in the game,” he thought to himself. He returned to his bed, carefully placing the empty frame facedown on the stand. He knew what had to be done, and better yet, what had to be done with Hornello. A feeling of calm surrounded him as a small smile crossed his lips; sleep was almost instantaneous.

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Hornello watched at a distance as his men packed the stolen guns away into crates. The day had been a long one – but in the end everything seemed to go as planned. Although his runway was destroyed, Hornello basked in the thought that he now had all of Oswalt’s guns. “An eye for an eye,” he muttered to himself as he rose from his chair.

As he stepped out into the moonlight, Bakeroni joined him. “I heard from my man inside that Oswalt is working on a money laundering operation in that old Mining Town outside of Mag Valley. Plans are to move the operation from their warehouse in the Mag Army Base later this month.” Bakeroni reported.

“Then that is when we will hit them next. I want total control of that Mining town, and all the rackets currently running in it.” Hornello said, lighting his cigar. “If a war is what Oswalt is after, I’m happy to oblige.”