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A Gentlemen's Conduct in Edge City
By S. Writer
EDGE
CITY EPITAPH
Now,
we all know rules are meant to be broken, but if you consider
yourself a Gentleman (or Lady), you best abide
by the rules. Ted's Reds are just waiting for
someone to test their brand of justice, and they will
be swift in your punishment. If any crime is commited
in this town, Ted's Reds will assemble a search party
and drag in your sorry behind to serve your time in Jail
- or shoot you on-site, whatever is deemed appropriate
at the time. For a larger man hunt, Ted's Reds have also
been rumored to have ties with the Red's Skins who inhabit
the Fangorn Preserve, overlooking the City. If you hear
the drums, you better run; FAST and FAR. That being said,
please conduct yourself accordingly.
- Guns holstered at all times
(i.e. guns pointed down and at your side)
- No back-talkin' the women
folk
- You got a bone to pick with
a rival, duel it out civil-like (with permission of
Ted's Reds)
- Don't linger - do your business,
then get out... you stay too long,
we
might think you're fixin' to cause trouble - WE HATE
TROUBLE
- Don't shoot into the City from the
Perimeter. EVER. There's
plenty
of shootin' to be had elsewhere
the City Limits
before sending them to an early grave
For
a current listing of those individuals wanted for questioning,
please refer to Page
5.
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